HELP ME BECOME POPULAR
SOMEBODY HELP ME FIND OUT HOW TO BECOME POPULAR EMAIL ME AT STAR_TREK_STEVE_1963@AOL.COM
SUGGESTIONS SENT SO FAR HAVE **NOT** WORKED:
08/08/1995 10:31:39 - VIRTUAL "FORUM" SUGGESTED BY E-MAILThey told me to collect a bunch of pogs, pokemon cards and beanie babies that I can trade with other communities. The ladies will come running because it’s basically my retirement plan. Great places to go are the skatepark, the mall, and Blockbuster As long as I have enough dippity doo hair gel, everyone should think I’m da bomb dot com. Syke!
08/18/1995 11:01:19 - A NEW EMAIL HYPERLINKS ME TO A "REDDIT"They said snowflakes and safe spaces mean you can’t talk to anyone without them accusing you of being racist, so I shouldn’t even try to make friends :^( They said instead I should master the art of the sword instead of wasting my time trying to compete with chads who will be too busy hitting on females They said I should “follow” (?) Elon Musk to learn more about how to be “based” but I don’t know what an Elon Musk is and don’t feel like following him/her around?
08/18/1995 11:01:19 - STILL NOT WORKINGWho made this website? Where do I find the advice? What does this button do? ✋︎ 💧︎☜︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☹︎✋︎☝︎☟︎❄︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✌︎☹︎☹︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ✋︎💧︎ ☟︎⚐︎☹︎✡︎ ✋︎ 💧︎☜︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☞︎✌︎👍︎☜︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ☝︎⚐︎👎︎!!!!!!!! I know what I must do now. They call to me. I̶͎͊ ̴͈̍h̶͈̽e̶̱̐a̶̯̕r̵͖̾ ̶̖̕ẗ̴͔́h̴̗́ě̸̜m̴̰̓ P̸̧̛̳̙͙̹̮̖̬̻̤͋̓̋̄̈́͛̓̉̓͆̀͘ǫ̸̨̰͒p̸̬̭̺͎͙͎̜̅̾̍̿̅̌͆͐́̊̉̓͝͠ũ̷̢̧̙̪̠̪̬̥̖͖̱̾ͅl̶̨̡̬̟̜̯̤͕̫̰̙̔͑̽͆̃̓̈̇͗̿̕̚â̶̧̢̛̫͚̖͚̰̙͒̓̃̆̑̌r̵͕̲̠͕̅ … I have become